Or Stand By Your Man...whichever chart-topping song you want to use here. Just read the article below that says Grey Goose (yes...they specifically named the drink) made a woman think she was bulletproof...
and thus, she stood between a police officer's drawn gun and her boyfriend.
"However, his girlfriend, fueled by Grey Goose, apparently believed she
might be bulletproof, as she stood between the officers and the suspect and
ignored orders to move," according to the police account.
As officers tried
to hold the suspect at gunpoint the woman continued to place herself between her
boyfriend and the police. Eventually, another officer was able to pull the woman
away so the suspect could be arrested.
You need someone like this on your team. That's a down chick. I know my wife loves me, but I doubt she'd take it that far.