Okay..this story has a story within the story. So apparently, there's this stripper (or high-fashion shoe model...whatever the PC term is these days) who was kicked out of a stripper show for "being too risque". Is there such a thing? And in the midst of all that, she fell off a pole and broke her nose!! Read 'em and weep:
New Zealander Lisa Lewis, a self-proclaimed "international star, exotic dancer and soft porn star", claims she slipped during a routine at the Brisbane Convention Centre on Friday because the pole was "faulty" and says she initially told organisers to change it after her first show on Thursday."I have video footage of a
performance where their pole was dodgy and they insisted I use it on my second
show (which) resulted in me breaking my nose," Lewis said."I started pole
dancing 10 years ago at aged 17 and have never injured myself like this."Lewis also claims she was unfairly ejected from the event on Saturday - a day before schedule - because her routine was "too risque"."(But) I kept my G-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.
No need for me to even make a joke. They write themselves.
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